A Lament On My Generation’s Disregard For Sonic Masterworks

 

Classical music.

Wait, don’t stop reading.

You may not remember what this type of music IS so let me help jog your memory… Our parents played classical cassettes for us on Sunday mornings instead of allowing us watch cartoons to instill a sense of beauty and culture into our budding lives at an impressionable age.

No?

It’s what our wildly underpaid elementary school music teachers tried in vain to have us learn and then tediously perform to an audience of irritated adults with better things to do on a Thursday evening. And, if you were lucky, you also tooted into a tan plastic recorder to (un)impress said adults with Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony. In all fairness, our parent’s had every reason to be irritated.

Still Nothing?

That’s because it seems our generation has casually dismissed this required learning credit and replaced it with more contemporary clothing optional music. We’ve traded Bach for Bieber and Purcell for Perry. And I am not saying that it’s all wrong, I’m just wondering why we were so anxious to trade up to hip-hop or pop or country or anything with a base line and glitter? We look to our music to enhance a setting or perhaps to escape from reality and be transported elsewhere, but it appears recently that we simply want to be “transported” to the club or to a country road.

Why have most of us collectively decided to completely gloss over classical music, such a beautiful (and soulful) genre?

And don’t tell me that it is because all of the Masters are long gone. They aren’t. Our generation has produced some incredible classical composers, whom none of you have ever heard of, because you, like me, live in the mainstream, which I might argue is flowing down.

One such exceptional will-definitely-go-down-in-history contemporary classical composer, Eric Whitacre, is the new Artist in Residence for the Los Angeles Master Chorale at Disney Concert Hall, which happens to be right in your backyard. Don’t worry, I didn’t expect you to know that.

Los Angeles is a city more widely recognized for it’s plastic surgeons, housewives and EDM festivals than for it’s culturally rich and diverse classical music scene.

What’s sad is that it took me a solid decade of living in LA to find what I was looking for, and believe me, it wasn’t easy. Sure, KUSC is a preset station on my car’s radio, but I was never compelled to seek out the concerts they so breathlessly promoted on the station. My mistake.

I’ve always served the classical music deities. Somehow the efforts of my parents paid off and I’m one of 8 or 9 Angelenos under the age of 65 who will sit through multiple hours of traffic on the 10/405/5 to hear a single hour of sublime soul-crushingly beautiful music.

Last weekend I invited my girlfriend to join me for LA Master Chorale’s performance of Sonic Masterworks; a collection of ancient as well as contemporary extremely challenging works of classical music (feel free to read into that sentence).

The concert began with Lotti’s Crucifixus and was followed by Allegri’s Miserere. Both classics. From there we moved forward through centuries of music including one 14 minute composition by Abbie Betinis, directed by Whitacre, containing no words but simply sounds produced to evoke visions of the aurora borealis. The music was elevated and ethereal – meant to transport the listener to a place deeply spiritual. Then to lift the audience from their trance, Grant Gershon, the Artistic Director of the LA Master Chorale, threw in an actual spiritual by Moses Hogan and Eric Whitacre conducted his own arrangement of Depeche Mode’s “Enjoy the Silence” which was like a dreamlike drive down memory lane.

*Side note worth mentioning. At very end of Enjoy the Silence, a woman three seats over began to aggressively dig through her handbag. Packaging crinkled into what sounded like a microphone hidden beneath the cellophane nightmare that made up the contents of her purse. The choir was actually singing the world silence as this woman dug and dug through the wrappers so un-apologetically that audience members from across the hall looked over in our direction to shake their heads in disgust. We all, in fact, were shaking our heads. I silently prayed that one of the hall attendants would yank this woman out of her seat and escort her to her Oldsmobile.*

Overall the concert was eye-opening to say the least. As energetic as I feel after attending a show at Staples Center or the Hollywood Bowl, I left this particular evening buzzing with an energy that was slightly different. I felt whole and gratified.

As we shuffled slowly behind the crowd of 80 somethings toward the exit, we both agreed that the performance was somewhat like roaming the labyrinth halls of a modern art museum. We don’t always understand where the artist is going or what we are supposed to take away from the exhibit or individual pieces, but perhaps that’s not entirely the point. We go to experience something new and beautiful and unknown. Certain pieces of art or in this case music strike us in a way that we won’t, (or can’t) forget. Other pieces may certainly not be our cup of tea but arguably they are worth our time and consideration.

Classical music reminds us that we have a soul and it may speak a language that we haven’t exposed it to in a while, or ever. So broaden your horizons, open your mind and press play.

 

 

What Your Indoor Yoga Practice Is Missing

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Yoga + Nature = Perfection. Right? So then why are there so few yoga classes on the beach? This is SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! The scenery alone begs for yoga outdoors yet only a handful of options exist in Santa Monica.

One can easily burn out trying to find the right yoga studio on the Westside. After spending several hundred dollars on the right clothes, best mat and BPA-free water bottle, (not to mention the membership fee for the studio) it’s easy to throw in your $78 sweat-soaked towel and give up. If you have a non-confrontation demeanor like me, then you are definitely not cut out for half of these classes. Perhaps you are familiar with the packed lobby full of hopeful yogis ready to claw each other’s eyes out for a spot on the floor no less than 2 seconds after the previous class leaves? To me, it defeats the purpose of finding a zen minded place to practice love and acceptance as well as our vinyasas. Not to mention the fact that it is shamefully unsanitary.

Once you’ve made it inside the sacred studio and you’ve found (fought for) your spot on the floor you can stretch your limbs, spread out and relax! Just kidding. You now have no more than one half inch between your mat and your eight neighbors. GROSS! There is no expanding and breathing deeply without involving your neighbor’s limbs and “heat” whatever that means. Trust me when I tell you that I find no peace in this space.

ENTER BEACH YOGA WITH BRAD – A daily yoga class on the sand by Lifeguard Tower 29. Total cost per class $15. No membership required.

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After exhausting several options, I find Beach Yoga with Brad and Friends – a simple, relaxed outdoor yoga class taught by a warm guy with a booming voice and an obvious love for life. Gone are my flashes of rage brought on by a stranger’s sweat splattering across my mat. I am no longer distracted by the choice of ceiling tile, fingerprints on the mirror or the plastic Buddha in the studio. Instead, the aesthetics have been replaced by sand, towels, waves crashing and a cool breeze – as well as the occasional tourist snapping photos of the natives in their natural habitat or a dolphin or two cruising north.

The classes are basic. Simple breathing, stretching and light strength. The purpose is to find your breath, but along the way one might find an extreme gratitude for the chance they took on this class. To step outside of the studio and into nature, where I believe our spirits are the most fulfilled, offers new sensory elements to a yoga practice that seem to be missing or contrived while practicing indoors.

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Lifeguard Tower 29

Yesterday evening, in a dreamlike state, I ventured across a lonely sand stretch toward Tower 29. I stepped slowly toward the sound of the waves, through the dense grey fog to our location. Once I arrived, there was no battle for a spot on the sand. I simply set my towel down, wrapped myself in a scarf and started breathing.

The fact that there was no brilliant sunset last night didn’t bother me at all, although it is a pretty great perk when we do have them. I took in my surroundings. There was no pretense. No expensive mats or trendy yoga pants. (Um, don’t get me wrong. I have an entire drawer full of those pants at home which I typically reserve for shopping at Whole Foods.) We practiced in the thick wet air and I left feeling calm yet alive. Isn’t that what most of us are looking for with our yoga practice? Besides fabulous arms?

Here comes the obvious caveat – practicing outdoors leaves you exposed to the elements. Some breezes are cooler than others. Solution: bring a sweatshirt or layer up before class. The sun can be hot. Solution: wear a hat and bring sunscreen and plenty of water. Sand sticks to everything. Solution: enjoy it! You’re practicing on the beach! But seriously, a little forward thinking will help make the natural “uncontrolled” elements tolerable or even pleasant.

Second obvious caveat – there are killer yoga studios all over Santa Monica with the right intentions. Bryan Kest has a donation only class that I’ve adored for over a decade, but the purpose of this post is to draw awareness to the spiritual benefits of a practice set in nature.

Here is the link to Brad’s Facebook page with info on the classes: http://www.facebook.com/beachyogawithbrad/

Also, if you haven’t read this post from Craigslist a few years back, take a look. It’s one of my favorites and guaranteed to give you a laugh:http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2597736393.html

*Namaste*  WM

Welcome to the Westside

Good Morning Westsiders.

The sun is trying to shine, despite the fact that it is June and the sun never shines in June, but I am going to take advantage of the few remaining clouds to kick off this site.

For those of you who don’t know me, I am a twenty  (omg) thirty-something year old girl living in Santa Monica – and this is the year that I decided to get my act together. You know, I formed an actual corporation and hired a corporate attorney, I found a real accountant and stopped doing my taxes at H&R Block, I started therapy and acupuncture in addition to yoga and hiking to find some semblance of balance in my life, and I cut out almost all meat, dairy, gluten and sugar from my diet – so naturally, starting a blog was only a few pressed juices away. I am as cliched SoCal westside as they come.

I’ve been married (sort-of) and divorced (sort-of), I am in a (sort-of) relationship which is truly non-traditional for the rest of the country but somehow works in LA. I love all things outdoors and despise almost anything that takes place under fluorescent lighting. I have dogs instead of actual human children, but I act out all maternal instincts on them.

All the time.

I am constantly searching for the next great thing and life has so far been an insane ride, so I thought I’d write a little about what I experience and learn along the way.

So, this is just a glimpse into my world and what I find intriguing/beautiful/worth writing about. I did study creative writing for years in college so hopefully this won’t be a complete disaster.

xx,

WM

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